A little Shopkeep Geoff waiting for his next lucky customer and/or catburgler.
I’m trying to write smut for a friend and I can’t believe it is this hard. Why is it so easy to read fanfiction porn but so difficult to write it?
what are you doing in my swamp
I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem
Friendship at it’s finest
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs